So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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