Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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