Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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