U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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