New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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