Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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