Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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