I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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