last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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