Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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