I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
