it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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