I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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