How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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