I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize