I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
