THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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