yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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