I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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