Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
