Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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