Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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