Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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