hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
areolas are like halos for boobs.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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