belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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