bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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