Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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