trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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