so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just had sex on a roof
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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