Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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