I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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