he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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