What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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