I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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