Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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