so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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