hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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