well I can't set my house on fire every night
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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