At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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