Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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