People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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