Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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