Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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