This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
