is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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