Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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