oh god the rape fog is back!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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