before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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