There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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