a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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