the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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