Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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