This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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