U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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