Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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