I hate all girls vehemently.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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