i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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