If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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